i'm grateful that the stroller came my way today
oh, mrs. mccrae driving the stroller
& look who's inside oh don't hide

baby greaser george
oh, i got too close to the stroller
& put my thing down his mouth
& he parted his teeth, baby teeth
nothing south (?) so brillantly
like greaser george

baby greaser george
took off with my left ball
oh mother took off with the stroller too soon
& he swallowed it whole

ah, did i ever tell you what greaser george
was dressed in that day?
well greaser george, he had on a leather outfit
oh, three months or so,
but boy could he ever suck

greaser george, greaser george
the three month old baby
greaser george