Who lives in a house like this ?
Who lives in a house like this ?

At number 69 there lives a transvestite
Heâ??s a man by day but heâ??s a woman at night
Thereâ??s a man at number 4 who swears heâ??s Saddam Hussein
Swears heâ??s on a chore to start the third world war
Oh if you find the time please come and stay a while
In my beautiful neighbourhood

At a hundred and ten they havenâ??t paid the rent
So there goes the T.V. with the repo. men
At 999 they make a living from crime
The house is always empty â??cause theyâ??re all doing time

Oh if you find the time please come and stay a while
In my beautiful neighbourhood, my neighbourhood
My, my, my beautiful neighbourhood

Who lives in a house like this ?
Who lives in a house like this ?

At number 18 there lives a big butch queen
Heâ??s bigger than Tyson and heâ??s twice as mean
At 666 there lives a Mister Miller
Heâ??s our local vicar and a serial killer

Oh if you find the time please come and stay a while
In my beautiful neighbourhood, my neighbourhood
My, my, my beautiful neighbourhood

Who lives in a house like this ?
Who lives in a house like this ?

They want to knock us down â??cause they think weâ??re scum
But we will all be waiting when the bulldozers come
In a neighbourhood like this you know itâ??s hard to survive
So youâ??d better come prepared â??cause they wonâ??t take us alive

Oh if you find the time please come and stay a while
In my beautiful neighbourhood, my neighbourhood
My, my, my beautiful neighbourhood