BRIAN.....SKATE....BRIAN FIGHT

What would Brian Boitano if he was here right now
He'd make a plan and he'd follow through, that's what Brian Boitano'd do

BRIAN SKATE BRIAN.....FIGHT
When Brian Boitano was in the olympics, skatin' for the gold
He did two sowchows and a triple lutz while wearing a blindfold
When Brian Boitano was in the alps, fighting grizzly bears
He used his magical fire breath and saved the maidens fair

So what would Brian Boitano do if were here today
I'm sure he'd kick an arse or two, that's what Brian Boitano'd do

BRIAN....SKATE......BRIAN.....FIGHT

When Brian Boitano traveled through time to the year 3010
He fought the evil robot king and saved the human race again
And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids, he beat up Kubla Kahn
'Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from anybody

NO WATCH OUT BRIAN THOSE CHICKEN WINGS ARE REAALLY SPICY, dont eat those...
IVE never seen a man eat so many chicken wings IVE never seen a man eat so many chicken wings
IVE never seen a man eat so many chicken wingsIVE never seen a man eat so many chicken wings

Cause thats what brian boytano'd do