Mrs. Landers was a health nut
she cooked food in a walk
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend
and he had a great big

Cock-A-doodle-doodle
the rooster just won't quit
and I don't want my breakfast
because it tastes like

Shit-zus make good house pets
they're cuddly and sweet
monkeys aren't good to have
'cause they like to beat their

Meat-ing in the office
o meeting in the hall
the boss he wants to see you
so you can suck his

Balls-ac was a writer
he lived with Allen Funt
mrs.roberts didn't like him
but thats 'cause she's a

Cunt-aminated water
can really make you sick
your bladder gets infected
and blood comes out your

Dick-tate what i'm saying
'cause it will bring you luck
and if you all don't like it
I dont give a flying fuck!!