Well, Kyle's Mom's a bitch,
she's a big fat bitch,
she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
she's a stupid bitch,
if there ever was a bitch,
she's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

on Monday she's a bitch,
on Tuesday she's a bitch,
on Wednesday through Saturday, she's a bitch,
then on Sunday, just to be different,
she's a super kingkong kameha-meha biatch!

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom,
she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
she's a mean old bitch,
and she has stupid hair, she's a bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
she's a stupid bitch,
Kyle's mom's a bitch and shes such a dirty bitch.
Talk to kids around the world it might go a little bit somethin like this.

(translations in japanese, french, deutsch and african)

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom,
she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
she's a mean old bitch,
and she has stupid hair, she's a bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
she's a stupid bitch,
Kyle's mom's a bitch and shes such a dirty bitch.

I Really mean it, Kyles mom
Shes a big fat fucking bitch

a big fat fucking bitch, kyles mom yeaaaaaaaahhhh!