(talking)
There are times when you get suckered in,
to drug's alcohol, and sex with woman, mmm k,
But it's when you do these thing's too much,
that you've become an addict,
(starts singing)
and must get back in tooouuuch

::chorus::
You can do it,
It's all up to you mmm k
With a little plan you can change your life today.
You don't have to spend your life being addicted to smack,
Homeless on the streets giving head jobs for crack.
Follow my plan and very soon you well saaay,
It's a easy mmm k.
Step one, instead of ass say buns,
like kiss my buns, or your a bunshole!

Step two, instead of shit say poo,
as in bull poo,poo head, and this poo is cold.

Step three,with bitch drop the t,
because bich is the latin word for generosityyyyyyy.

Step four, don't say fuck anymore,
'cause fuck is the worst word that you can say,
so just use the word mmm k!

(all sing chorus x2)

mmmmmmmmk
mmk
haha, mmk...