Can't think of anything to sing about,
not much out there to sing about,
The world's okay, The weather's fine,
no need to sing about that, so i'll sing about. . .

Sponges!
Sponges yeah!
Sponges!
Sponges yeah yeah!!
Sponges suck
Sponges suck
Sponges absorb liquid then you squeeze them out yeah!!

There's lots of songs of peace,
lots of songs of love,
even songs about peaches and Valkyries,
there's no songs about . . .

Tuna fish!
Tuna fish!
Tuna fish!
Tuna fish!
Their real big, swim in oceans,
come in cans like hockey pucks,
Tuna got their name cause they don't swim in pairs!!!

Speech: Get it!
Tu-na.
Are there two of those fish? Na.
Tu-na, Tu-na
It's funny.Hee Hee Hee Hee. No?
I like tuna.

Sponges!
Sponges yeah!
Sponges!
Sponges yeah yeah!!
Sponges suck Sponges suck
Sponges suck Sponges suck
Sponges clean up dishes and sinks
and countertops and baby's noses
They suck up soap
and when you squeeze them out they make
Bubbles!
Bubbles!!
Bubbles!!!

Sponges.