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Arrogant Worms
Proud to be a Banker
Proud to be a banker!
Iā??m proud to be a banker!
Iā??m proud to be a banker!
ā??Cause I get to play with other peopleā??s money!
Iā??m having a lousy day
I burned my toast
And spilled coffee on my best shirt
So I have to change and then Iā??m late for work
So I rush into the meeting
Where they are discussing what my future in the corporation is
I donā??t really give a d*mn
But I donā??t have another job so I lie and say:
Iā??m proud to be a banker!
Iā??m proud to be a banker!
Iā??m proud to be a banker!
ā??Cause I get to talk to stimulating people!
I open up my mail, hoping that itā??s not a bill
But itā??s from the bank
Saying that I only have 20 hours to go
To contribute to my IRS before the taxes
So I run down to the bank
But thereā??s a 20-mile line-up
& Iā??m yelling & Iā??m screaming
& Iā??m not wearing any pants!
Aaah! Aaah! Aaah! Aaah!
Iā??m proud to be a banker!
Iā??m proud to be a banker!
Iā??m proud to be a banker!
ā??Cause I get to screw with other peopleā??s lives!
I took out 40 bucks from the automatic teller
It told me that I couldnā??t
ā??Cause I just had 10
But that canā??t be ā??cause I just got paid on Friday
So I go down the bank
Wait an hour in the line-up
And Iā??m talking to the teller
She says wait Iā??ll get your last monthā??s statement
She comes back in 7 hours
Says Iā??ve got some interest charges
And a check from Uncle Bill
That bounced & theyā??ll have to charge me 40 bucks
For that & the box I never opened
And I donā??t have over-drag protection
& I think Iā??ll die before I pay off all my auto loans
& I donā??t even own a car!
Ah! Oh! Uh!
Itā??s great to be a banker!
Iā??m proud to be a banker!
Itā??s great to be a banker!
ā??Cause I get to play with other peopleā??s money
Heā??s a banker!
Would you please endorse this check?
Heā??s a banker!
Do you have any assets?
Heā??s a banker!
You should buy, you shouldnā??t rent!
Heā??s a banker!
That check will cost you 50 cents!
It will cost you 50 cents!
Heā??s a banker and heā??s says it will cost you 50 cents!
Heā??s a banker and heā??s says it will cost you 50 cents!
Heā??s a banker and heā??s says it will cost you 50 cents!
It will cost you 50 cents!
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