(I Want A) Rock And Roll Guitar

	(I Want A) Rock And Roll Guitar
Spoken: A ho ho ho It was the night before Christmas and everthing was real quiet. So I thought IÂ´d take myself a little walk at Christmas Eve Night. I was makinÂ´ it on down the street, when to my surprise I saw this little bitty cat with big old tears in his eyes. Now I could see he was standinÂ´ in front of this music store and looked real brought down. I could hear what he was sayinÂ´ he didnÂ´t know I was around...he say.. I want a rock nÂ´ roll guitar With a big bass string I want a rock nÂ´ roll guitar So I can play the thing I wanna be on t.v. Like a rock nÂ´ roll star I want Santa Claus to bring me A rock nÂ´ roll guitar (spoken) hahaha..so-a I walked over to him-a Â´cause I understand I, I thought IÂ´d cheer him up so I say, Â´Look-a-here little man, A-you donÂ´t want no rock nÂ´ roll guitar, you want a six gun like the Lone Ranger has, so you can run around sayinÂ´a hi ho Silver, Kimo sabe, and all that cowboy jazzÂ´. Or how would you like old Santa to bring you a little dump truck so you could go around a-dumpinÂ´ thing? And he say... Â´Man, I donÂ´t want no dumptruck, I want somethinÂ´ that swings He say... (sings) I want a rock nÂ´ roll guitar With a big bass string I want a rock nÂ´ roll guitar So I can play that thing I wanna be on t.v. Like a rock nÂ´ roll star I want Santa Claus to bring me A rock nÂ´ roll guitar Spoken: Ha, ha, wait a minute there, wait a minute, hold on, hold on I say I say, Â´Hold on there little fellow, ah why donÂ´t you be like the little chicks and cats and wish for a space helmet or a rocketship or something wild like that?Â´ And you know what he say? He say... Â´Look here dad, I donÂ´t want no plane or no train or nothinÂ´ square like that, that ainÂ´t the lick for me, when I awake this whole place is gonna shake, Â´cause you know what I want under my Christmas tree!Â´ He say!.. (sings) I want a rock nÂ´ roll guitar With a big bass string I want a rock and roll guitar So I can play the thing I wanna be on t.v. Like a rock nÂ´ roll star I want Santa Claus to bring me A rock nÂ´ roll guitar Ho ho ho, crazy little fellow, crazy, yeah, say...