Brad:
Hey Janet.

Janet:
Yes Brad?

Brad:
I've got something to say.

Janet:
Uh, huh?

Brad:
I really loved the...
skillful way
You beat the other girls
To the bride's bouquet.

Janet:
Oh Brad.

Brad:
The river was deep but
I swam it. (Janet)
The future is ours so
let's plan it. (Janet)
So please, don't tell
me to can it. (Janet)
I've one thing to say
and that's Dammit, Janet
I love you.

The road was long but
I ran it. (Janet)
There's a fire in my
heart and you fan it. (Janet)
If there's one fool for
you then I am it. (Janet)
I've one thing to say and
that's Dammit, Janet
I love you.

Here's a ring to prove
that I'm no joker.
There's three ways that
love can grow.
That's good, bad,
or mediocre.
Oh, J-A-N-E-T I
love you so.

Janet:
Oh, it's nicer than Betty
Monroe had. (Oh Brad)
Now we're engaged and I'm
so glad (Oh Brad)
That you met Mom and you
know Dad. (Oh Brad)
I've one thing to say and
that's Brad, I'm mad, for you too.
Oh Brad...

Brad:
Oh... dammit.

Janet:
I'm mad...

Brad:
Oh, Janet.

Janet:
For you.

Brad:
I love you too.

Brad & Janet:
There's one thing left to
do - ah - oo.

Brad:
And that's go see the
man who began it. (Janet)
When we met in his science
exam - it (Janet)
Made me give you the eye
and then panic. (Janet)
Now I've one thing to say
and that's Dammit, Janet,
I love you.
Dammit, Janet.

Janet:
Oh Brad, I'm mad.

Brad:
Dammit, Janet.

Brad & Janet:
I ... love ... you.