(originally performed by Babe Ruth)

Chico Fernandez, sleepin' on his gun
Dreams of Santa-Anna fighting in the sun
Drums so loud from both sides, makes it hard to dream
A bluish fall on an orange fast
Makes that hard seems reason

Mornin', calm mornin'
Ah, Chico's gonna have his share
Mornin', sad mornin'
Sad it must be Aahahahahahahahahahaha...
Mornin', sad mornin'
Me-xi-ca-an!!!

Senorita's panned in: Chico, come-on-home!
Santa-Anna's losing, you'll be the first to go
Sam Whosman's laughin', Davy Crocket too
When Anna takes the Alamo the first to go is you

Mornin', calm mornin'
Ah, Chico's gonna have his share
Mornin', sad mornin'
Heaven will be THERE--Aahahahahahahahahahaha...
Mornin', sad mornin'
Me-xi-ca-an!!!