Wayne Gretzky, the only man Iâ??d have sex with
Wayne Gretzky, Iâ??d be intimate with
Wayne Gretzky, I think heâ??s kind of sexy
Wayne Gretzky, I wonder what he looks like naked

Oh I wonder what it would be like
To have sex with the great one
Oh I wonder what it would be like
To have sex with the leagues leading scorer

Wayne gretzky, I know he's a married man
But maybe, heâ??d be attracted to me
Darren Pfeiffer, stupid American boy
Wayne gretzky, very handsome canadian man

Oh I wonder what it would be like
To have sex with the great one
Oh I wonder what it would be like
To have sex with the leagues leading scorer

(yeah, I wonder what it would be like. ah, it'll never happen.
It's a pipe dream. Wait a minute, i'm not even gay, i'm married,
whatever...)

Wayne gretzky, I love you wayne gretzky yeah