On an empty old street
a bare naked lady came up to me
and said, "why are you crying?"
I didn't know what to say
because when she asked me
I forgot.

She wasn't pretty but she was smiling
with her whole body gloriously driving me insane
because I could not find the words.

Then Big Ben told us it's ten thirty
And we were thirsty standing in the rain.
So we opened our geggys and drank the water,
better than a soda
we said "tah" for the black clouds.

Bursting in on us screamed a police car,
and a big man got out
and said "Why are you laughing?"
We didn’t know what to say
because when he asked us,
we forgot.

He wrapped her body in an itchy blanket
though she was happy without any clothes.
So I opened my geggy and told him to let her be.
He clocked me with his billy and took her away. And I waved like the Queen of England
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It was just one of those days
When a barenaked lady came up to me
And said "Why are you crying?"
I didn't know what to say
Because when she asked me
I forgot